When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
honey bunches of taint.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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