I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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