You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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