Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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