he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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