Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
