that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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