somebody snuck up and got me drunk
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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