actually, I'm a sock model
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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