I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
