is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this boner is exhausting
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
