D3 body, D1 cock
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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