ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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