Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
