is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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