I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
