You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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