will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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