Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
