Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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