Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
is it fun? or sober?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
