weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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