Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
nutella sex= disaster
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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