just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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