So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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