We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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