The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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