Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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