I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
