what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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