Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
is that a dick in a sweater?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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