That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we should paint friendship bongs
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