My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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