youre lurking in front of me
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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