girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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