he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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