if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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