HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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