I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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