How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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