the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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