check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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