It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Your penis caused this!
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