She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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