What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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