he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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