Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
honey bunches of taint.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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