Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We got so high we made milksteak
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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