we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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