So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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