Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
