But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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