Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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