Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
