to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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