i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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