I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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