It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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