I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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