Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I supernannyed him into submission
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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