he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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