According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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