you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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