Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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