Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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